Yesterday I was in a historical logging town and had to do some work in an old lodge previously owned by an eccentric CEO. The dude apparently took his “deep-sea” fishing to be a serious matter. On the wall was mounted a 12′ long Tiger Shark. Not fiberglass, not molded, not paper-mache —stuffed shark. Big shark. The skin was like sandpaper and the teeth real. The eyes as best I could tell are two-toned glass with colored-foil backing. Man, I would love to have a stuffed man-eater on my wall. Freakin’ cool.
The taxidermist man gonna have a heart-attack when he see’s what I’m gonna bring ’em…