Fast Jaws

Posted in Miscellania, Weird Science with tags on February 10, 2016 by monsterminions

This video is very well executed, weird, and fascinating.

Rapid Antennation VIDEO

YouTube Video

Rapid Antennation PAPER

Drive In Theater

Posted in Drive-In, Miscellania with tags , , on February 10, 2016 by monsterminions


In order to eliminate all insects from the path of the light from the motion picture projector to the screen, particularly in the proximity to the motion picture projector, provide a funnel-shape guard member [Item 28] directly ahead of the motion picture projector, outside of the wall of the projection house. Clean or filtered air is blown into the small end of the funnel through suitable nozzles so that a clean stream of air passes through the guard funnel preventing insects from gathering in the funnel, or approaching the lens of the projector….                                                                                                            Patent for A Drive In Theater, 1933

My mom and especially my father liked to go to Drive In Movies, and as a result I grew up seeing a lot of films from the confines of a pale blue 1969 Chevy Impala and a vomit green 1972 Olds 98 Regency (my dad liked GMs).  I’m 50. My earliest memory of any film is King Kong Escapes (1967), which was possibly paired with Yog: Monster from Space aka Space Amoeba (1970). I remember seeing a ton of flicks and most of them were fantasy films.  Sinbad, Gwangi, Homonicus, Kali, a griffin, Caroline Munro’s cleavage, a minoton, Calibos, Pegasus, Bobo, Dioskilos, Medusa and the Kraken all entertained me at the Drive In.Shock-Waves-1977-Movie-6

I saw Amicus films with Doug McClure battling prehistorical beasts and primitive humanoids. I watched Nazi zombie super-soldiers emerge from an underwater lair, and a disappointing Captain Nemo battle a giant manta ray. I also saw Tentacles (1977), which I loved, but I never saw Jaws at the Drive In because my dad wanted to “see it in a good theater with comfortable seats” (that Olds was a beast but River Oaks 70mm Theater had recliners).  I saw some stinkers too —Hammer’s The Lost Continent (1968) and Moon Zero Two (1969) come to mind. Moon Zero Two has the dubious distinction of fucking me over twice in a lifetime. I forgot that I had seen it as a kid, and being curious as I am bought it off Juan who pitched it as a rare Hammer oddity. Achtung! Buyer beware.

So, all this leads me to comment on something that has always puzzled me and it damn well had me up a night as a kid. If moths and other flying insects are attracted to light, specifically ultraviolet emissions, then why didn’t we see them flying as silhouette on top of our favorite screen demons and monsters?  Now I know —Mr. Hollinshead’s funnel.  Can anyone confirm if this is true? Does this funnel thing really work?

Mr. Hollingshead’s Patent (1933)

Godzilla Emerges

Posted in Collectibles, Kaiju, Miscellania with tags on February 9, 2016 by monsterminions


RIP Mighty Abe

Posted in Miscellania, RIP with tags , , on January 26, 2016 by monsterminions

Beloved character actor Abe Vigoda has died at the age of 94.


Fish on HASH




Ziggy Stardust

Posted in Music with tags , , , on January 20, 2016 by monsterminions


RIP Glenn Frey

Posted in RIP with tags on January 18, 2016 by monsterminions

2016 taking a toll on some talented people. I saw the Eagles a year or so back and Frey was top-notch spinning tales, cutting riffs and delivering once again. RIP Glenn Frey.


Stoker’s Dracula Police Sketch

Posted in Horror, Lee & Cushing with tags on January 16, 2016 by monsterminions

Christopher Lee made a dead-on Dracula based on the literary description. This is his appearance in Jess Franco’s Count Dracula (1970). Bela Lugosi (1931) as the count for comparison.


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